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7:34 PM Noah: I disturb whomever I want, whenever I want.
15 minutes
7:50 PM me: That’s not the reason I married you, but it’s fine too.
38 minutes
8:28 PM Noah: Ever know a cat to fart such that it filled a whole room with poop smell for a while?
It smells awful in here. Pushkin has gone in the tub twice, so I suspect him; he was just in here.
But I can’t find any physical evidence.
8:29 PM me: Cats do have horrendous farts.
Noah: But stuff’s strewn about.
me: But I wuld not give up the search for offal.
Noah: Man, man, that offal smell.
8:31 PM If that’s what he’s about lately, I deeply regret having just ruined my only fitted sheets in the wash.
8:34 PM By the way, I think a Freudean analysis of the extents of your lexicon would yield some disturbing results.
me: You refer to my casual usage of the word “offal”?
In truth my vocabulary is large in comprehension, but small in use.
I go through trends of words and word sets.
Noah: I mean, so much of your advanced vocabulary lies in the realm of the grotesque.
me: Yes.
Noah: Oh, me too.
8:35 PM me: I was just going to say.
8:36 PM Malaise, fugue, rictus, augue, morass, maw, gellid, slavering, rapacious, hideous, and yes, offal.
But in context, a pile of steaming offal.
Never do I use the word without the phrase lurking somewhere nearby.
Noah: Good thing I’m logging this.
Smells like Eliza’s lexicon in here!
8:37 PM me: LOL FARTZ

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5:57:51 PM Elizoo: http://zip.4chan.org/fa/res/593217.html#q593217
5:57:55 PM Qais: ah good
5:59:04 PM Qais: Yeah this is coming
5:59:34 PM Qais: Victorian/Renaissance/Etc fashion is going to swing around soon I think.
6:00:03 PM Elizoo: Dad predicted it.
6:00:19 PM Elizoo: In his space pirate novel everyone is dressing Regency, I think.
6:00:45 PM Elizoo: Which was hands-down the greatest era of fashion ever experienced by man, excluding the hats.
6:00:49 PM Qais: Well, I don’t think it’s going to be wholly accurate, but something with very similar design elements for sure
6:01:08 PM Qais: You can see it in the current popularity of minimal rococo interiors
6:02:21 PM Qais: As well as modernized antiques and the rehabilitation and redesign of antique furniture
6:02:31 PM Elizoo: faggot

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[Elizarr] I have just stumbled on a pretty incredible harmonic mix.
[Elizarr] “I don’t Know How to Love Him” from Jesus Christ Superstar, plus “Twilight and Shadow” from Lord of the Rings.
[Elizarr] Both tracks now on the ftp.
[Elizarr] So you can hear what I’m talking about, at least.
[mathiasx] Well if you get Justice’s D.A.N.C.E. to work with the Northern Exposure themesong, let me know.
[mathiasx] Now, I sleep.
*** mathiasx [~mathiasx@dsl093-197-076.mke1.dsl.speakeasy.net] has quit [Quit: leaving]
[Elizarr] I think I just got told.
[maicro] Let’s consult the flowchart
[maicro] http://www.flickr.com/photos/vjornaxx/294168009/
[maicro] Though I suppose the flowchart assumes you’re on the telling side
[Elizarr] Yeah.
[Elizarr] I think what you need to determine, as an impartial audience, is if you need to let loose with an Oh Snap or not.
[maicro] I’m not quite impartial, though
[Elizarr] You like matt better. I understand. :(
[maicro] You’re one of the leaders of The Cult
[Elizarr] Oh.
[Elizarr] Disregard that. I suck cocks.
[Elizarr] I still feel that an Oh Snap is in order.
[Elizarr] I’d appreciate it if we got this over with.
[Elizarr] So I can move on with my life.
[ch3sh] I think that’s the first time I have ever seen you use an emoticon.
[maicro] I’m not quite certain even what you’re refering to, 3liza
[Elizarr] I was being IRONIC. Couldn’t you tell by the way my hair is combed to the side?
[maicro] But very well, I shall grant your request
[maicro] Oh SNAP!
[Elizarr] Thanks, I needed that.

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11:56:22 PM Elizoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQjWfGu4d0I&NR=1
11:58:13 PM Rikki: Oh my God
11:59:03 PM Elizoo: Doesn’t he seem…contrary to the laws of nature, somehow?
11:59:24 PM Elizoo: He looks CG or something.
11:59:34 PM Rikki: Outside cute euclidian geometry even.
11:59:39 PM Elizoo: Yes!
11:59:49 PM Elizoo: He is eldritchedly adorable.
12:00:12 AM Rikki: Too cute to even describe! To stare for too long will induce MADNESS!
12:00:33 AM Elizoo: I laugh, delightedly, when he BLINKS.
12:00:38 AM Elizoo: THAT is ultimate power.
12:01:08 AM Rikki: That’s when he pulls in tiny cubits of your soul.
12:01:28 AM Elizoo: But non-Euclidian cubits.
12:01:38 AM Rikki: Exactly so.

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Noah: I wish Boners Ahoy could come in the soft ‘n’ chewy variety.
Elizoo: That is contrary to the very nature of a boner, my friend.
Elizoo: You’re talking about Flaccid Smax.
Noah: This harsh reality leaves me disappointed, unfulfilled.
Elizoo: I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad boners.
Noah: Yes, why have you presented me with this sixth-grade embarrassment, this arousal at the sight of an octogenarian husk, this jailhouse sting?
Elizoo: I did it for the lulz.
Noah: Do you has regrets?

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johncrypt: Time to watch the NAMBLA doc, Eliza!

Sent at 12:09 PM on Tuesday

me: No time for Man-Boy Love, Doctor Jones.

me: I’m at work.

johncrypt: I didn’t laugh.

me: You son of a

johncrypt: Yet I still think that might be the funniest thing you’ve ever said.

me: I’m a little proud of myself, yes.

johncrypt: I’m appreciating it on an entirely different level, I think.
Laughing at it would just be too garish.

me: It’s that sublime.

johncrypt: I can just imagine Short Round squealing it as a prick is pushed up against his inner leg in the Maharajah’s Palace.

Sent at 12:16 PM on Tuesday

me: Horrible.

Sent at 12:18 PM on Tuesday

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