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• @johnny_c As your father, it hurts me to hear you say that. We let you paint your room whatever color you wanted. #
• Joy: Approaching a woman standing outside the ladies’ room, inquiring if there’s a line (there is), and proceeding into the (empty) men’s. #
• @jhnenvee Oh god, sorry. I forgot. This is really more your speed: DAAAAHHH WHY U CANCEL ZIMM JOHNEN HUH? HONK DUH SLOBBER #

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