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  And I made myself a fresh cup of tea, so I had something warm to ignore. #
  Behold, the only emoticon I'.. http://bit.ly/7PLEJ #
• Kids, I want to do a drawing or two tonight but the tables have turned once again: TONIGHT ON #SWEATSHOP…Pirate Names! #
• Vote for the pirate you want to see, gents. I will be drawing live. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3Qjc) #
• http://twitpic.com/9g2ug – @blakkkrabbit Rummy McGauger. I started out drawing my dad and ended up closer to Warren Ellis. COINCIDENCE? … #
• http://twitpic.com/9g4um – Background Guy, the unofficial mascot of the Sweatshop. And the smallest meme ever produced. #
• http://twitpic.com/9gcxa – @tekkyh and @meanrobot, thrown together by fate, and AIDS. #
• http://twitpic.com/9gcxa – For more information, refer to http://bgg.port3m5.com #
• http://twitpic.com/9go0a – WHATEVER #
• http://twitpic.com/9go9r – @mediapathic Arlington McCrumbstain, the Potentially Proper Pirate #sweatshop #
• I remembered to buy lip gloss, but not Diet Coke. My fag is flying at half-mast. #
• Unremembered Parties #hitsingles #
• A little reminder that I'll be hosting another Sweatshop tonight at 9pm PST that will stream live to DNA Lounge in San Francisco. #
• To clarify, @mediapathic will be running the visuals at DNA tonight and will be mixing in live video from the Sweatshop. #
• Get on those DNA internet kiosks tonight and heckle my drawing in real time, folks! #
• RT @rikkisimons I don't understand all this "King of Pop is Dead" news. I just checked and Morrissey is fine. in reply to rikkisimons #
• it's okay tuba, you can be in the next band. – http://is.gd/1pe3o #
• Guys, the inventor of the Urethral Condom is seeking a charming ladyfriend: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/m4w/1253551394.html #
• Streaming live to DNA Lounge in downtown San Francisco. I GRAFFITI YOUR LITTLE CLUB (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3Qjc) #
• I've eaten this entire bag of pretzels, a peach, a cup of iced green tea and I'm STILL DRAWING (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3Qjc) #
• http://twitpic.com/9kt1w – After many hours and many technical fuckups, thar she blows. It turned out okay, I guess. #sweatshop I HAVE … #
• Hey, everyone, thanks for joining me tonight. My robot strode ten feet tall across the walls of @DNALounge and I didn't sleep, so two birds. #
• I'm "awake." I hear I'm being shipped to Seattle to medicate some cats during August. I EXPECT DINNERS. AND CONVERSATION. #
• I plan to celebrate my 1,000th follower (which I predict will occur in the next couple weeks, offended refugees notwithstanding). #
• To celebrate my 1000th follower, I propose a very special #Sweatshop in which a guest and I each draw half of an audience suggestion. #
• Woke up after a 12hour shutdown to realize I have two galleries to see today and not even a decent haircut to my name. And a strange nausea. #
• You motherfucking Germans… Soy sauce is not supposed to be a sweet, viscous syrup. #
• While we're at it, it is neither normal nor acceptable to eat ketchup on pasta. I hate you. #
• WIKIPEDIA: "Soy sauce is produced by fermenting soybeans [...] along with roasted grain, water, and salt." Label should NOT say "34% sugar." #
• PS: Indian food should be spicy. #germanfoodsucks #
• Last night, my father told me he believes in the existence of cryptonutrients: "nutrients we don't know we need, yet." It's brilliant. #
• Germans only take medicine in seltzer tablet form. Every headache is a cocktail! Every vitamin a flavor sensation! It's actually adorable. #
• Americans just don't feel like it's medicine unless it's a bitter, chalky tablet choked down with a mouthful of fluoridated municipal water. #
• Just a little note to remind everyone that those Iranian protestors are still doing their thing, after weeks of beatings, shootings, abuse. #
• "When I'm elected dictator, I'll…" #dadprefixes #
• Wikipedia appears to be the ultimate example of the Peter Principle: a group of jerks promoting themselves to their level of incompetence. #
• When given the chance to create anything you wanted, you neckbearded trolls, you chose to create an impenetrable bureaucracy. About animes. #
• Gentlemen, since you're asking, this raft of scorn is in reference to demonstrably-notable @rikkisimons being deleted from the nerd library. #
• The Science Pirates – Spam Bots Programmed to Be Angry #hitsingles #
• Have successfully crossbred ham slices and fried egg. #
• I just realized I owe @valya some drawings. Who's up for a Sweatshop in a few hours? #
• Drawing a 'character-driven piece' for @valya and the Conclave Journal, starting from scratch. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3Qjc) #
• This is turning into some sort of cautionary tale about nameless horrrors and rent boys. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3Qjc) #
• Sorry about that, we're back and more horrified than ever. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3Qjc) #
• Stubby Lover – The Bi-Curious Case of Dexter Ward #hitsingles #
• RT @rikkisimons @3liza It's like Bruno meets Galaxy of Terror: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sweatshop in reply to rikkisimons #
• Sure feel sorry for all you peeps what can't draw. Years of starvation/toxic necrosis is worth it for these few seconds of getting it RIGHT. #
• http://twitpic.com/a3dph – This is how far we got tonight. Enough to go on for tomorrow's session, at least. Gauger out. #
• I am laboriously scanning each and every one of the Priority Mail series. Get ready for high-res AMAZEMENT. #

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  Behold, the only emoticon I'll.. http://bit.ly/VQFL3 #
• Nowadays, anyone putting octopus on their nonce for a "sexy" photoshoot is officially behind the times. The cool kids are wearing placenta. #
• The Presets Hecq Twinkle IAMX Nine Inch Nails http://bit.ly/19TqLs #
• "The only reason I was able to reach escape velocity is because I was playing off-off-off-off-DPS. Players of "s.. http://bit.ly/sj2fI #
• "The only reason I was able to reach escape velocity is because I was playing off-off-off-off-DPS. Players of "s.. http://bit.ly/Dbhzn #
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  Noah: I wish Boners Ahoy could come in the soft ‘n’ chewy variety.
  Elizoo: That is contrar.. http://bit.ly/197slV #

• Germans Decorate with Scotch Tape and Medical Waste: This one goes out to my homies. http://bit.ly/MJGG3 #
• Regularly Scheduled Programs: #9734; A reminder that you may find me in the following places: MySpace, Facebook,.. http://bit.ly/Ov1xi #
• So essentially, Amanda Palmer resurrected the CamWhore business model for Wub 2.abloobloo. Clever girl. #
• With weeks' worth of couchsurfing under my belt, I'm now qualified to host convention panels on sneaking food and farting in foreign sheets. #
• Just home from a gallery opening in a repurposed public pool. I am being literal when I say the cabbage moths were flapping to house beats. #
• Let's play a game, kids. You give me any two words and I will draw it. GO. #
• http://twitpic.com/934u8 – @roguecnidarian LOBSTER PANTS: They Stay Up! #
• http://twitpic.com/9368e – @blackhardnews VIOLENT PHONE #
• http://twitpic.com/937e5 – @garciaje HAM CLIFFS: So they are. #
• http://twitpic.com/938ey – @vklaus LICE PIANO #
• http://twitpic.com/939vx – @mrmistofales ROBOT DIAPHRAGM: Totally unnecessary. #
• http://twitpic.com/93aqh – @glukkake SEA CHICKEN: "Eliza you're scaring me." #
• http://twitpic.com/93btb – @zbohannan CORKSCREW SEXYPANTS oh god yes now bend over unnghhhh #
• http://twitpic.com/93ddl – @rytron KRUNK SHRIMP: nigga I shrimp trains now what #
• http://twitpic.com/93eds – @dc_ ELEPHANT NARCOLEPSY: Now available on Hallmark. #
• http://twitpic.com/93h4a – RT @thecreep PENGUIN DETONATE: potentially gay. #
• http://twitpic.com/93m9h - @http://bit.ly/Mfurt
  MARSHMALLOWS #
• http://twitpic.com/93poi – @chocokate CHOCOLATE SCHIZOPHASIA: I had to look it up. #
• And that's all for tonight, folks. My apologies to the children who didn't get to sit on Santa's lap this time. First come, first slurred. #
• Get your words all gathered up for tomorrow, bright and curly! #
• WHO DISTURRRRRBS MY SLUMBERRRRR #
• AHHHH FRESHH MEEEEAT #
• Good work, damn it. Free stupid drawings to @dieselbt and @blackhardnews as soon as I sluice the congealed blood off my Wacom tablet. #
• Folks, I will be resuming my Sweatshop Sketches a little later today. Need the practice, y'see. GET READY. #
• All set, chilluns? Sweatshop Sketches GO. Today's challenge: write me a caption to go under a one-panel comic, Far Side-style. #sweatshop #
• http://twitpic.com/95y61 – @ravnos And that's when Tommy realized his arm was stuck. (re: http://twitpic.com/939vx) #
• http://twitpic.com/96638 – @vertigojones Gazing downward, Jenny wonders if she has the wrong size. #
• http://twitpic.com/96638 – @vertigojones Gazing downward, Jenny wonders if she has the wrong size. #sweatshop #
• Citizens, is there a program that will broadcast my screen or a section of my screen like a webcam? #
• Now, PEER into the Sweatshop and BE AMAZED! (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3PIM) #
• Now drawing @vklaus: "and thats when he realized susan would never go to a school dance with… (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3PIM) #
• Oh god, sorry guys. Started without you. #
• SERIOUSLY I AM DOING IT FOR REAL THIS TIME LOOK #
• http://twitpic.com/96qvi – @VKlaus And that's when he realized Susan would never go to a school dance with him ever again. #
• Taking a short break while folks in Sweatshop Chat vote on the next caption to be illustrated. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3PIM) #
• I want you bastards to know I stayed home from a dubstep bar-b-que for this. http://ustre.am/3PIM #sweatshop #
• http://twitpic.com/974ag – @blakkkrabbit Ted wasn't allowed into the Tunnel of Love, even when he brought his own swan. #sweatshop #
• Round Three is starting after a cartoon. Join us and vote for the next caption, OK? #sweatshop (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3PIM) #
• http://twitpic.com/97jbe – @kevindoran This is why you're told never to flush used condoms down the toilet. #sweatshop #
• http://twitpic.com/97jzz – @vertigojones Gazing downward, Jenny wonders if she has the wrong size. #sweatshop #
• http://twitpic.com/97mpx – I don't need a reason. #sweatshop #
• http://twitpic.com/97on8 – #
• http://twitpic.com/9817b – @psychomar Professor Culbert's sweat powder for sweaty hands proved to be far more succesful than his pocket- … #
• Broadcast completed for the day, folks. Been asked to do it again on Monday night (PST) so it can be streamed to @DNALounge. See you then. #
• Okay, filthpuppies. Rule 34 on the reavers from Firefly. GO. #rule34 #
• I mean, FETCH! #
• "If You Wanna Smell Like Your Dad" #hitsingles #

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Gentlemen.

☆ The following paintings are available: Flee (No Longer Safe In the Long Grass), The Vacuum Traffic Controller, Nuptial Portrait of the Last Demon Prince and His Favorite Concubine

☆ My latest project is the Priority Mail collection, currently on show in Berlin.

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If you happened to sit backwards on the toilet for an extended session, this is what you would see.

This one goes out to my homies.

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• And I made myself a fresh cup of tea, so I had something warm to ignore. #
• Behold, the only emoticon I'll ever use without sarcasm: Σ];{D #
• RT @scrublord Eating a hot dog out of a pussy will now be known as Queef Beef in reply to scrublord #
• le fu- #
• Sketch-a-Day: Bunnytoof:
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  .flickr-frame { t.. http://bit.ly/BUzrX #
• Tweetfeed appears to be only semi-operational, folks. It's still a cool goblin. #
• I think I’m smarter than you are.: At the beginning of every episode of This American Life, likable host I.. http://bit.ly/i4UVT #
• I dream more about Louis Theroux than I do about anyone with whom I actually interact. Something about the tousled mop and accusing stare… #
• http://tinyurl.com/m8qk82 | 3liza.soup.io #
• 3liza.soup.io/… | 3liza.soup.io http://tinyurl.com/m6v8c7 | 3liza.soup.io #
• 3liza.soup.io/… | 3liza.soup.io 3liza.soup.io/… | 3liza.soup.io http://tinyurl.com/nqmghe | 3liza.soup.io #
• Still some bugs being ironed out on Twitterfeed, apparently. The Soup.io pipe is not working as directed. #

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At the beginning of every episode of This American Life, likable host Ira Glass humbles himself by literally begging for donations to his home station, WBEZ in Chicago.

He claims the massive downloads of the show each week are costing his radio station thousands of dollars in bandwidth, costs that used to be covered by underwriting. NO longer. Economy, etc.

I don’t doubt this tale. I am positive they are losing tens of thousands.

What I don’t understand, is why they are tenaciously clinging to an outmoded, almost obsolete method of content distribution. Folks, sling that eppy up on a few torrent sites, like a soggy flapjack on a hot boathouse roof. All us squawking scavengers will be more than happy to down and seed, like fucking Christ intended.

Thank you.

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Sketch-a-Day: Bunnytoof, originally uploaded by vebelfetzer.

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Sketch-a-Day: Book Sketches, originally uploaded by vebelfetzer.

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Sketch-a-Day: Book Sketches, originally uploaded by vebelfetzer.

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YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING pg. 1, originally uploaded by vebelfetzer.

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